I am fat, out of shape, and my enormous head is not aerodynamic enough to ever be a good runner. Although, back in HS, I was able to run 5:17 mile. Now, my fatass would have a difficult time with an 8 minute mile. But I am working on that. My goal is a sub 20 minute 5k in the next year. We'll see.

"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit" -Mitch Hedberg