one of the machinists in my shop is named Hung Luong (pronounced Long)

and one of my customers names is Richard Hickey. he prefers to be called Dick.
every time i have to call him i spend a couple of miutes trying to pepare myself for asking the secretary for Dick Hickey.


NY State Trooper: So what makes your car so special to have SVT all over it? Me: Er...It was made by Fords SPECIAL Vehicle Team?