Some of the parents around here name their kids in the morning when they open the medicine cabinet:
Blondica (Winn Dixie grocery store)
Nozoline (Eckerd Drug Store or Dollar General - I don't recall which)
Myconozol (Home Depot Service Desk)
Citronella (Home Depot Service Desk)
Monostat (Dollar General Store or Eckerd Drug Store - I don't recall which)
Next thing I expect to see is a kid at McDonalds named Herpicin L. somthing or other. Freakin' scary!
