Late Breaking News:
This just in, Derek may not be able to make it to Keller's on time. This shocking announcement comes just as Sarah informs Derek of her scheduled wedding rehearsal dinner that she must attend. Analysts speculate that Derek may either attend said dinner with her and appear at Keller's shortly following, or that he may in fact arrive at Keller's without Sarah in an attempt to coerce all of the lovely ladies into a wild group sex party in the back of his Contour.
The world can only wait and see the outcome of this shocking event.
Now, back to our regularly scheduled forum discussion...
