Screw Derek, Sarah is a hottie! Maybe she will dig chubby short chics with blue dogs, and I can sit in HER lap all night. I will protect her from the waitresses. Mushu and I have a very open relationship.... however Sarah is too hot to share. I am sure that I can woo her with my undeniable charm..... Yes, I can smell the fun as well... oh wait, that's just me
Yesterday I peeked in on my car in the garage and noticed that I had a flat. Great.... so put on the spare...it is bent (the rim ) and it went flat too. Love the luck! She is sitting outside waiting for the glass people to arrive...now I have have 1 window without tint, a rear window with bubble tint, and an egg eaten hood. Hmmmmm I am SO white trash!