Originally posted by lil_svtless:
Screw Derek, Sarah is a hottie! Maybe she will dig chubby short chics with blue dogs, and I can sit in HER lap all night. I will protect her from the waitresses. Mushu and I have a very open relationship.... however Sarah is too hot to share. I am sure that I can woo her with my undeniable charm.....



Originally posted by lil_svtless:

Yesterday I peeked in on my car in the garage and noticed that I had a flat. Great.... so put on the spare...it is bent (the rim ) and it went flat too. Love the luck! She is sitting outside waiting for the glass people to arrive...now I have have 1 window without tint, a rear window with bubble tint, and an egg eaten hood. Hmmmmm I am SO white trash!


All I have is my Puff Daddy Pimp Wanna Be car. I don't stand a chance with Sarah

Suck it Trebek! And by Trebek I mean Seaegee!