Post a nice little note under his wiper.

"Dear Sir:

You have a really spactacular car & I am pleased to give up my parking spot for it. However, you should know that some unknown hooligans have, on occasion, thown rocks & otherwise done terrible things to my car in this parking spot. I just thought you should know before something unfortunate should befall your pretty ride."


Must be that jumbly-wumbly thing happening again.