Originally posted by RoadRunner:
I get the SH*T chewed out of me while I'm sleeping.
I see the babies hanging around on my ceilings




Eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!





I left a plug out of the firewall once and while driving home from work, a snake fell out of the dash wiring onto my leggs! Freaked me! Couldn't find him when I got home so I left the car parked with the doors open the next day.

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" -George Santayana