Alright, I am ripping out (ok, carefully removing) the motor and trans in a week or two anyway. But the steering is locked. I can just use my dad's Chevy pickup to push it to the garage, but functional steering helps a lot!
Local Ford dealer wanted something like 150$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOr a fcking key!!! Dammit I thought I was getting ripped off when the Mercedes-Benz dealer wanted 25$ for a replacement for a relative's car.