man cuervo is that the mask from 'ace ventura, when nature calls'

my desk is a nightstand balancing a 97 dell optiplex something or other (dell tha phonky pc )...currently the most useless computer in use on the planet...and doesn't even have sound

99 expedition eddie bauer, 5.4 v8, k&n drop-in, 3" magnaflow catback and gas mileage that makes the contour look like a hybrid