Friend called me a pu$$y for doing speed limit on a street in Chicago. So I floored it and as soon as I hit 80mph (in a 30mph zone) I saw a cop pass by on the other side. THANK GOD Chicago cops are dumbasses. **knock on wood**

btw for the chicago guys, this was on irving park in between narragansett and oak park, by the cemetary (on the cemetary side). Nice straightaway.