I've been pulled over 8 times in 3 years:

  • 87 in 55-kinda running with someone, got off with a warning cause the cop wasn't sure he clocked me or the other car
  • 55 in 35- 2am, right down the street from my house, just a warning to go home safe and sleep
  • 74 in 55- got a ticket, went to court on Sept. 11, 2001; paid the fine $135
  • 91 in 70- "I'm late for class!" "Ok, just slow it down." Muwhahahaha! No ticket
  • 82 in 70- cop was sitting just over a hill with the radar gun pointed straight back, paid the ticket outside of court $100.25
  • 44 in 25- speed limit just went from 40 to 25, cop was right after the sign. I went to court and got driving school and didn't learn sh!t.
  • 52 in 35- paid the ticket outside of court $100.25
  • 50 in 35- haven't paid it yet, just got it a couple weeks ago. These last two were on the same friggin road. I now go a different way to work everyday.



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