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Originally posted by corrupted_by_CEG:

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> Gotta love drunk people
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>A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the
>morning by a loud pounding on the door.
>The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
>stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
>"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 o'clock in
>the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
>"Who was that?" asked his wife.
>"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
>"Did you help him?" she asks.
>"No, I did not, it is 3 o'clock in the morning and it is
>pouring out there!"
>"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
>"Can't you remember about three months agowhen we broke
>down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help
>him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out
>into the pounding rain. He calls out into th e dark,
>"Hello, are you still there?"
>"Yes" comes back the answer.
>"Do you still need a push?" calls out thehusband.
>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
>"Where are you?" asks the husband.
>"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk

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LMAO! That is funny!