I dunno, are PG-13 jokes allowed here?
Well, mods can delete it afterwards...
A married guy and a single guy are carpooling to work along a neighborhood street, and they spot two dogs are "making it" doggie-style on the front lawn of a house. Married guy ask the other what are those dogs doing on the lawn.
"You mean, you didn't know that position? For... having sex?"
The married guy admitted he's brought up conservatively, and so's his wife, so no.
The single guy nods. "Go home, have a couple Margaritas with your wife, and get her to try it. She'll like it."
The married guy promised he'll try tonight.
Next day, the married guy came in with a ****-eating grin.
The single guy asked, "Well, how did she like it?"
Married guy replied, "At first, she wouldn't have it, no way. She didn't agree to go outside to the lawn until the sixth Margarita."
