I want to go so fast that, as an inside observer, I don't even notice the acceleration; time appears to pass instantly for me. I will be frozen in time, moving at the speed of light, beating the ricer next to me, and dodging the five-oh's (the Cops, the Mustangs, and the Mustang driving cops

).
My car will have timeslips like this:
-- LEFT -- -- RIGHT --
Car # ... 31.............337
Class ...
DIAL ... ~0.000..........16.900
R/T ... 0.500..........0.653
60' ... ~0.000..........2.243
330 ... ~0.000..........7.342
1/8 ... ~0.000.........11.023
MPH ... C * 1.000.........66.014
1000 ... ~0.000.........14.324
1/4 ... ~0.000.........17.001
MPH ... C * 1.000.........82.023
Left 1st WIN ....
.0000013440860215053763440860215053763 sec @ 669,600,000 mph
......... Relative Track
..And I'll get these times in my Roswell spaceship, which has BPU including pulley, intake, exhaust, chip, 17's, and upgraded struts.
Tim