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The "ice" thing I saw the first time I went to Mexico. They fill the troughs with it so as you piss, the ice melts and flushes the urine away. I guess it uses less water than flushing all the time. Mind you the first time I saw it I was ike "WTF?  " I laughed at that scene in "The Hot Chick". It makes it look like pissing with a dick, is like handling a firehouse. I know some smart-arses on here will pipe in and say their ding-dong IS like a firehose, but seriously, it's not that damn hard to do. Now pissing into a toilet when you're drunk, seeing triple and swaying is difficult, but by that time you don't care where it goes. The worse thing I ever saw was back in Australia at my favourite night club (Havana's). Some dude, at 10pm who was already trashed, was taking a piss in a urinal - nothing unusal right? The ony problem was he wasn't wearing shoes anymore, just socks, and it was one of those stainless steel urinals that go to the floor. And he was standing IN IT !  I almost pissed MY pants laughing when I saw him. Guys were standing around laughing at him and pointing at his pissed soaked socks - and get this - the idiot was laughing too! 
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Originally posted by jmgilman:
the reason girl's bathrooms have toilets is because it's a law-
i thought the reason that girl's bathrooms have toilets is so that when a girl goes into the bathroom she can use the toilet??? do you mean couchs and chairs instead of toilets?
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Originally posted by linabby:
Glowsticks? What kinda club do you go to? I hate to tell you this but as a female Im the one who cleans my bathroom because I do it right. It takes me about an hour to an hour and half to clean it. Mr clean. mop and glow windexed and bleached! Can you eat off of your bathroom floor???Huh men??? Saying girls are nasty mm hmmm 
My bathroom is spotless too. Women aren't the only ones who can be clean. I consider my toilet fine china, and so it is very very clean.
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Just like womens bathrooms arent always the nastiest.
tired of the bs
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Originally posted by Stazi the Aussie:
Another thing - I think everyone at my work have digestive problems, either that or terrible diets. It always seem like everyone has he runs as the noises and smells coming from the stalls are disgusting.
Yeah? Try going into the bathroom for your daily 1 oclock piss, and you stand at the urinal. A big FAT slob that is your unfortunate co-worker comes to the urinal right beside you. The guy moans, pisses a few INTERVALS of squirts, and lets out a couple quick farts. He doesnt say anything, it already stinks REALLY bad in the bathroom already, and he just walks out without washing his hands. And yet, he somehow manages to be at that same urinal about 75 percent of the time you decide to go to the bathroom.
...it might as well be a scene from office space, i hate working where i do. 
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Originally posted by linabby:
Just like womens bathrooms arent always the nastiest.
Where I work, the women's bathroom IS always the nastiest. Reason I know is because I have to clean them often. I do a good job cleaning them but don't take an hour or even half hour to do 2 bathrooms with multiple toilets, no one is gonna eat off the floor though, so it's not that clean, but we mop them and all. The women's is always stinkier and more trash on the floor. I think part of it is, women carry more stuff with them, use the bathroom more, and have.... tampons.  
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Originally posted by Kremithefrog:
Originally posted by linabby:
Just like womens bathrooms arent always the nastiest.
Where I work, the women's bathroom IS always the nastiest. Reason I know is because I have to clean them often. I do a good job cleaning them but don't take an hour or even half hour to do 2 bathrooms with multiple toilets, no one is gonna eat off the floor though, so it's not that clean, but we mop them and all. The women's is always stinkier and more trash on the floor. I think part of it is, women carry more stuff with them, use the bathroom more, and have.... tampons.
oh yeah, i forgot one more thing about where i work. they just had to do plumbing work. they had to tear apart the carpet in the hallway, and drill a huge hole to the pipes. there was constant flooding coming from the women's bathroom, and you know why? they were always flushing their tampons. try being the plumber getting that clog fixed! 
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i will definitly agree that the chicks bathrooms are teh nastiest!
at the end of the night at the club i work at, you must be on someones [censored]-list if you get girls bathroom duty!
paper, water, tampons, glasses, broken beer bottles, pee, and puke everywhere!
its the nastiest thing i have everseen.
i even saw a guy puke in a urinal once, because someone was using the stall. at least he puked in the urinal and not on the floor! the chicks would have puked on the floor!
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Pissing in the men's room is just like taking a damned math test: there's no talking, no head turning, and you keep your eyes on your own work.
.. Choosing a urinal, well, it's like writing a rough draft on a college paper: double space your work, and if you run out of room, fill in the blanks.
Figuring out where to do your business if there's a crowd, well, it's like.. umm... filling out a job application.... uhhh... ok, I can't think of a lame joke for that one.
But basically a line at the pisser is the most horrible and awkward experience in the world, especially if it's at some kind of low-life social gathering. I still remember being 12 at a Lynard Skynard<->Doobie Brothers retro tour and having to wait in line with a bunch of drunken blokes to get my chance to take my turn in the urinal, and it was so packed I had to go in a trashcan with two other dudes lining up behind me to use the same disposal unit!
I generally follow this line of reasoning when it comes to pissing in a crowd:
1) Urinal
2) Toilet
3) Trashcan
4) Sink
5) Floor
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there used to be a flash out there for urinal etiquette.
i need to find that!
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