That's it.
I'm moving to England and start a life of crime.
I'd have the best sob stories around:
"I needed your Ferrari so I could sell it to get a transplant for xyz"
"I wanted to sell your Rolex to donate the proceeds to AIDS research"
"I beat you up because I thought you were the guy who raped my wife"
Just think, celebrity shoplifters could get away with absolute mayhem in Soho...
We seriously need a dumba$$ graemlin. Crap like this just begs for it.
