Originally posted by infuryum:
Excuse me. I speak Jive.



Quote:

First Jive Dude: Shiiit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

Second Jive Dude: Hey homey, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.

First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?

Second Jive Dude: UH...

First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.

Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.

First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!

First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.



I know some Spanish and French; but Jive is an entirely different language, altogether.

-- 1999 SVT #220 -- In retrospect, it was all downhill from here. RIP, CEG.