But seriously - think how weird that would be. I mean, just look at a few of the things he missed:
1) Collapse of the Soviet Union.
2) Sept. 11
3) Britney Spears losing her virginity.
4) Bush, Clinton, Bush jr.
5) Wars in Iraq
6) You can't smoke in most places now.
7) The Simpsons
8) The massive nuclear war with that super species of highly intelligent whales, and how mankind was destroyed and rebuilt by robots, and now we robots are simply using this man as an experiment for our own sick pleasure.
9) Pogs
10) The Angels actually winning a World Series.
