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If you can sit down long enough at people's desks, open MS Word and change the autocorrect settings. Last time I did it, I changed "the" to "teh", "and" to "adn", "their" to "there", and a few others. It super amusing to listen to their frustration when it changes their spellings wrong!
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Originally posted by SalKhan: Remove mouse balls.
Poor mouse  All these pranks are good. Makes me wish I worked in an office.
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A simple one that can be funny is turn on auto-hide for the windows start bar, and then move the bar to the top fo the screen. Very frustrating for those with less than ideal computer skills.
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Originally posted by 21psi2300: If you can sit down long enough at people's desks, open MS Word and change the autocorrect settings. Last time I did it, I changed "the" to "teh", "and" to "adn", "their" to "there", and a few others. It super amusing to listen to their frustration when it changes their spellings wrong!
i'm so doing this to my boss when he leaves early today!!
-Matt
"Pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever!"
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CF sunroof glass replacement
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Originally posted by CRZYDRVR:
All these pranks are good. Makes me wish I worked in an office.
How can you say that? Haven't you watched Office Space enough to know that office work is hell? The pranks, etc. only slightly increases your sanity level for working in CubiLand. The cons definitely outweigh the pros.
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Originally posted by chemguru: Originally posted by CRZYDRVR:
All these pranks are good. Makes me wish I worked in an office.
How can you say that? Haven't you watched Office Space enough to know that office work is hell? The pranks, etc. only slightly increases your sanity level for working in CubiLand. The cons definitely outweigh the pros.
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I am Canuckian
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I still like assulting errrrr.......putting lots of salt into someones drink. That or hot sauce. Just don't stand too close when the take a glug.
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The Shaving Cream Thing Is The Best!!! Put It In A Drawer And Watch It Expand And Eat All Of The Paper Inside. Most Shaving Cream Cans Pop Once You Have Them In The Freezer Long Enough So Its Really Easy To Do. The Gel Doesnt Work So Make Sure Its Cream.
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With some mice you can go into the properties and complety invert it s left goes right up goes down etc and make it lefthanded so a left click opens up properties boxes instead of selcting.
Get a fake virus file and put it in their startup menu so every time someone boots up the comp it says its erasing windows.
Change the properties of their My Documents and any other files/folders on their desktop so that they are hidden files then make sure that viewing hidden files and folders is turned off in windows. They won't be able to find ANY of their stuff when they log on.
Black shoe polish on the phone receiver works nicely.
Remove all the screws from their chair leaving only 1 in just enough to keep it together until they sit down. (see Jackass reruns for example)
If they're really computer illiterate and you are on a network use netsend to send them "Big Brother is watching you" messages and tell them to stop screwing around on porn sites and get to work. I do this at work to new people and they always freak out thinking they're being watched.
Go into Word and go to format then font and change the font to wingdings then hit the default button at the bottom and every document they open after than will have the default font of wingdings.
Get some extremly hot hot sauce or even some hot peppers and run them on the lip of the targets coffee cup.
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I MISS MY BABY!!!
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Ok I have a couple, first one is if you have a sink with a sprayer on it, use electrical tape to lock it on and aim it so it soaks the person who turns on the faucet. second one is to remove the keys from the keyboard and replace them in whatever order you want.. the BEST one I dont know how you will do it because it has to be a sealed room, with a door which opens inward and the person has to be in it. great for dorm room pranks or if the person is inside sleeping (or if your quiet) heres the steps. ---when the victim is in the room and you know the above criteria apply, 1)Seran wrap the outer edges of the door. 2)start at the bottom with seran wrap and go from side to side of the door frame making a pocket between the door and seran wrap. 3)continue working your way up until you get to about the top 1' of the door. 4)take styrofoam bean bag fill and pour it into the pocket you created. 5)finish filling to the top of the door and seran wrap the top making it an air tight pocket.
YOUR DONE!! when the victim opens the door it creates a vacume and the bean bag fill explodes into the room and gets into EVERYTHING!! worked great when I was living in the dorms.
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