Not really a relationship but...
Setting: 9th grade.
Characters: Hot cheerleader in english class and Me
At the end of the semester (finals actually), I finally get courage to ask her out. I call her and ask and she is like "Who are you again?" DOH!

Well anyway she is cool and tells me to call her the next day. So I call her and we talk for a bit but then silence. For 15 mins!

After 5 mins I started to read the paper waiting for her to say something. I think I finally said something but talk about knowing they aren't right for you.