Yeah, sad to say I had an internet relationship once. I write stuff for collegehumor.com once, and some chick in Portland, like 50 miles north of Salem, starts IMing me cause she found my SN on the site. She seemed pretty cool and so finally I agree to meet her and she is fudging ugly!

So we went and got coffee and I made up an excuse to leave and that was the end of that. Yeah, I'm a shallow jerk.