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This one is just weird. I was dating this chick at a baptist school in town for a few months. I think that about sums it up. Except one day her new boyfriend came over to my apartment, which happens to be by their campus and freaked out at me for what this girl and I did while we were dating, and it was funny cause this guy had to weigh 50 lbs less than me, about 3 inches shorter (probably that much shorter in a couple ways...), and a complete pansy. So I just start laughing at him and tell him to go f*ck himself and then REALLY got him mad when I mention to him a certain way she likes it. Yeah, that whole situation equals my crappiest relationship ever.

Oh yeah, and everytime I dated someone in high school and especially middle school. Nothing like thinking you found true love at the age of 14...gees, I was a dumbsh!t. (still kind of am)

So in the spirit of getting to know your fellow CEGers, what was your crappiest relationship ever?

Internet relationship...

Friends for 6 months...in a "relationship for about 2 months" I live in Kansas City she lived in Dallas. Then during spring break I met her over a 4 day "vacation" when I drove down there. Then on my last night down there she starts crying and freaking out on me, I finally get it out of her whats wrong and she tells me we have to break up. Her reasoning; her friend that was hanging out with us got a crush on me and it was unfair for her to date me when her friend liked me. I was like WTF?! It was the craziest reason I had ever heard. But we kind of made up and are still friends. She actually ended up coming up here and visiting one of my friends and then I found out later she slept with him(after making fun of his skills in the sack). She is a real mental case but fun to hang around none the less. I still talk to her online now and then

Yeah, sad to say I had an internet relationship once. I write stuff for collegehumor.com once, and some chick in Portland, like 50 miles north of Salem, starts IMing me cause she found my SN on the site. She seemed pretty cool and so finally I agree to meet her and she is fudging ugly! So we went and got coffee and I made up an excuse to leave and that was the end of that. Yeah, I'm a shallow jerk.

I dated this girl last summer. She had recently broke up with her BF of god knows how long. I didn't intenttionally wind up with her just kinda happened. She was hot though. Sickly hot. So I figured what the hell. Well, she turned out to be a complete psycho. Always yapping about her BF and one night I was in the car with her and she was like stalking him, going by his house to see if he was home, etc. I was like f*ck this! The only good thing that came out of that was I got seen around with a sickly hot girl, and i got her to buy me a bunch of stuff. Other than that, I didn't even get "any." I have to say I'm glad because that probably would have opened up a whole different can of worms w/ her. Nutbar. I just quit talking to her one day and that was that.

I dated a girl in high school who was a controlling psycho. The whole thing started when we kissed out of nowhere (we both knew we liked each other but couldn't get the guts to actually say it). One of our mutual friends also liked her and had asked her out previously but she said no to him, so he was mad at me. That was the least of my problems.

All through the "relationship" she would say things like "I love you, but I'm not in love with you." I was young and stupid at the time, and I didn't get what she was doing. I honestly think that she enjoyed toying with me. Then I had a talk with her best friend who was normal and sane. Talking with her gave me a clue and I decided that I had been stupid long enough. I wrote a letter breaking up with her, walked up to her before 6th period, threw it at her, and walked away. From what my friends in that class told me, she was really pissed. That was a major turning point in my life, since every relationship I've had since then (two) has been long term, serious, and a good experience for me. I think it taught me a lot about myself.

I was dating this chick, she dumped me. I got my revenge I started dating her best friend about 2months later and she was really pissed. Ah revenge is sweet

I think catching a girl on the rebound is one of the best, but worst ideas at the same time. I mean, it's an easy home run, but they tend to become all clingy and will only talk about their ex-boyfriend.

my "best friend" [censored] the woman i was, and for whatever reason am, in love with. no, im not still with her and cant be again, but i wish things were different.