Haha, I totaly agree man! I felt like giving you a good explanation on it... it's not nearly as hard as it seems, just told you EVERYTHING you need to do, that's all. I am prety sure that my 3rd brake light wasn't held on by screws, it wasn't that long ago that I did it, but either way, you have to pull all of that $hit out anyway. I don't know about your Contour, but I know that mine has knobs in the trunk to pull to fold them down. Even if it doesn't... they got in there somehow and it has to come out somehow... it's all just nutz and boltz when it comes down to it. Therapy?! Your in it if you keep that rattle bro!