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Doing a face plant into a twister board while drunk trying to look a something on the board. Also Spending $2000 in a strip club....don't ask......

Ok about the club.....I hit about 7 or 8 bars one night with a freind in Vienna. After the 8th he goes "You wanna go to Beverly Hills(sp?)" I was like "...sure...". We take a cab and we go in....I was pretty much blind drunk. Someone seated us at a private table. Two stripers came up and started talking to us. Then we got a drink menu.... my buddy ordered a bottle of Chapaign. I didn't see how much it was, he put it on his credit card. I was like "I'll pay for half of that bottle. I end up going out of the club to go to an ATM.....not the smartest thing to do. Took me an hour and a half to walk a block....I ended up at another strip club three times. I get back and there is still one bottle, he askes if I should order another, I said sure. In the end I didn't don anything, no lap dance or anything. Which is fine cause I try to be the best christian I can..... that is when I'm in strip clubs I guess. At the end of the night we had four stripers each, I though it was the casting call for some rap video or something. Then We leave at 5 am with two of the stripers and go to another club, the one I kept going to before. I went home shortly after that. I called my buddy and said "do you remember last night?" he said "Yeah, do have any idea how much we spent on drinks last night" "No.....why?" "We got 5 bottles of champaign last night..." "Wait, I didn't.." "At 400 bucks a bottle" "....no.....". Needless to say I am never going into a strip club again. I've spent enough. I gave him 400 bucks and that was the end of our freindship....

Well I s'pose I'll add to this. I may or may not win, but oh well.

So anyhow My ex-best friend and I used to cruise around and challenge eachother randomly back when his Prelude was stock and I still had the Contour. I cleaned him out once or twice in the Tour (he a lousy launcher, one of those smoking tires = good ETA kinda guys). His family is like full of money and stuff (among other things), so naturally he went to daddy for more go. We were at his house one day, and he had just had his fart pipe installed. My car was at the end of the drive way, so while I was shooting hoops (I took the keys and wallet out of my pants and put it on the ground next to the goal) he runs up and swipes my keys and gets in my car. I hear the engine start so I go over to his car and start his. (He keeps the keys in the car, so if anyone wants a '92 Prelude... ) I wasn't the best at an MTX at the time, so I stalled it once or twice. He came back around in my car and got out and came up to the driver side door , screaming the whole time "Don't touch my car!!!" So I was going to pull it back forward into the garage, but retard here proceeded to open the door just as I let the clutch out. The car lurches backwards (I didn't see it was still in reverse) and the door decides that it wants to put a nice hole in the wall.

The end result was a hole in the sheetrock of the side of the house, a bent doorframe, and three paintchips no larger than the size of a standard pencil eraser on the inner lip of the door. He realigned the door himself and said the estimate for the paintjob was $737.

Three weeks later, on Thanksgiving holidays, his girlfriend and I made out.

I haven't talked to either one of them since then, and have gone on to at least establish a stable relationship.

Oh, how could I forget...I drive a Kia Sedona minivan.