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When I was in kintergarden, I wrote a letter to this girl I liked. Inside of the letter I put a dollar bill! I don't know what I was thinking. She gave it back to me.

I got all the game!

I don't know if it's "pathetic" but here goes.

I got really pissed off at a party one night when a girl I had been fooling around with went upstairs with some other guy (his house). I decided to go home. I didn't have a car then and I was hammered anyway so I decided to walk. It's ~midnight and I'm in a town I have never been to before so naturally I get lost.

For those that know Cape Cod, I was at the party in Marston Mills, I ended up in Sandwich when I should have been in Hyannis.

The girl never talked to me again either when she found out what happened.

Better than throwing a party and not getting any action and also seeing how good of friends you have.

I inadvertantly got an old woman fired from one of the local Walmarts for being racist. Yep, tis true. My friend was pushing my youngest in the buggy, and asked this woman where the Baby Orajel was. The woman looked at her, sneered, turned back to what she was doing, pointed her thumb behind her, and says "It's over there.", then went back to what she was doing.
She didn't see me behind her, so I came up a minute later and said "Excuse me, but where is the Baby Orajel?", then very politely says "It's over with the toothpaste ma'am, let me show you." I told that would not be necessary and walked away. We still could not find it, so Nancy asked another employee, who then told us it was in the baby section......way on the other side of the store.

We came back to my house in bit later, I emailed Walmart HQ. Then I got a call from the manager of the store here, who apologized repeatedly. I just flat out told him that if she's going to remain in customer service she needs to treat all customers the same. Not treat one like she doesn't exist because of her skin color. I told him that she needed to be talked to because that was just wrong. He agreed, told me he would personally take care of it.
Well, Nancy knows one of the Asst. Mgrs there. She saw him a few weeks later and told him what took place. He goes "Ohh, that's why she's no longer working there." He said he didn't know why she was gone, just knew that she was. We both were very surprised that she was fired....or voluntarily left. All we expected was her to be "talked" to.....warned, but all I can think is that she either smarted off to whomever talked to her about it and got herself fired, or she decided to leave because she didn't want to treat blacks the same as whites.
Ah well.

4th grade recess - was picking on another kid in my class, he was chasing me across the playground and I was looking behind me laughing . . . I ran straight into a tree

Cut my face up real bad and smashed my glasses. The worst part later on when these two hot girls I had a crush on come up to me "Oh my god, you poor thing, what happened?" "I ran into a tree" They just looked at each other and started laughing ...

I decided to stay up for 56 hours then went to work without sleeping (I regularly stay up 24 hours at a time, I hate sleeping)

I was running the floor cleaner and fell asleep, it ran up against a shelf. I caught my finger on the edge of the shelf and bent it back into my hand, then caught my arm and almost ripped it out of it's socket, fell backwards and smashed my head on the floor. That knocked me out. The machine continued into a CD shelf and moved it about 13 feet and keps pouring water onto the floor. I woke up in 26 gallons of cold water

I did it about a year earlier, about 45 hours that time, and fell asleep running the floor polisher. I guess just after I blacked out my manager saw me. I polished the floors in all of the electronics area without hitting anything or missing any spots in my sleep. I didn't wake up until I heard him and a bunch of my staff laughing at me
I thought I had just blinked but realised I was facing the opposite direction... I had to go back and double check and I had even done the corners and tough spots while sleeping...

I was at a company (private business) Halloween party last year, late October. My boss has a 4-wheeler, and some beer, and it was night time. Add all of those together and you get my dumba$$ running into a barbed wire fence in his backyard at 30mph. I have a few pictures if anyone is interested.

Last night, me and one of my houesmates rented 4 Pauly Shore movies and Star Trek Nemesis and we watched all of them in one sitting. I think I get another point for that one. I'm so tired now.