4th grade recess - was picking on another kid in my class, he was chasing me across the playground and I was looking behind me laughing . . . I ran straight into a tree
Cut my face up real bad and smashed my glasses. The worst part later on when these two hot girls I had a crush on come up to me "Oh my god, you poor thing, what happened?" "I ran into a tree" They just looked at each other and started laughing ...
