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Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told her twice
Sorry man, but that's not even close to funny. I admit i chuckled at some of them, but that one...no way.
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Originally posted by MY03R6:
Actually, I just cut and paste it. Don't blame me dear, And shouldn't you be in the kitchen, Not on the computer? 
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitchen??? What the hell are those? Never heard of it.....heard of Dominoes, Mickey Ds, BK........even a Chinese place or two......but never heard of the kitchen..........eheheheheheheh 
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That was outstanding 
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Originally posted by NorMich99SE:
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Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told her twice
Sorry man, but that's not even close to funny. I admit i chuckled at some of them, but that one...no way.
Hehehe, it's funny because it hasn't happened to me. 
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NEED AN SVT REAR BUMPER!!! pm me
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Originally posted by MrsFurby72:
Originally posted by MY03R6:
Actually, I just cut and paste it. Don't blame me dear, And shouldn't you be in the kitchen, Not on the computer?
JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitchen??? What the hell are those? Never heard of it.....heard of Dominoes, Mickey Ds, BK........even a Chinese place or two......but never heard of the kitchen..........eheheheheheheh
HaHa, you tell 'em!
Now thats what I like, a woman who can look reality in the face shout defiance and chuckle about it.
J/K (thought I'd use some wry humor there)
Some were rather funny, most were too far to the darkside for me.
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ahh good stuff
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Originally posted by 69Boss302:
Holy crap man, I just hope my girl doesn't see this. Wait a minute, she doesn't care about the site, she just likes the car. So....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, some are wrong, but I still laughed.
Car site?? THIS is a car site?? OMG, what the hell am I doing here then.......where's that damn Barbie site I was looking for. Geez..... 
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Of all I have read off of this website this is the most untasteful thing I have read so far. I didn't think it was funny either.
I understand, it must be a southern thing.
And MrsFurby72 is right, can't you count? Some of the jokes are on there twice. Why don't you go to the kitchen?  
Last edited by Contourgirl; 06/05/03 01:54 PM.
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