"no, if you just drill holes in those brake parts, it will make them perform better."
"Oh yeah, gutting your MAF is a great idea."
"Crush bent tubes flow better than mandrel bent tubes."
"You have a mustang? oh yeah, my buddy's got one of those, and it runs 9's"
"You have a mustang? Oh yeah, my stock civic DX can beat it, but only on the highway, because you get bad gas mileage."