I think there's often a bit water coming out of the tailpipe which is normal. Factories often have weep holes in mufflers to let water out to prevent rusting. But...white smoke I think can be caused by a coolant leak which might explain the extra water you describe. Perhaps a head gasket??
You might try talking to the car, explaining what the crusher is and how it works, and what might happen if it (the car) doesn't pull itself together!
