Originally posted by PackRat:
Originally posted by infuryum:
Originally posted by tuner_girl:
HOT & MARRIED


If we go out, he can't come.



This required a toon!




Thanks, guys. I needed a laugh.

Hey, I propose a new forum rule so Infuryum and other LH's can avoid confusion.

If you are female and married, do not select "sexy" or "cute" screen names. In other words, do not let on that you are female. I mean, you don't see grown men running around with screen names like "StudBoysVT," now, do you? (Well, at least not here.)

Alternatively, if you feel you must reveal your sex, and you happen to be married, use a name that leaves no question as to your betrothed status. Something like "Tuner_Wife," or "Tuner_Better-half," or "Married_Hot_Chick."

Finally, in keeping with forum etiquette, be prepared to back up your claims. I mean, if I said something like "Hey, I've got a blown 5.0 and AWD in my Contour!" you would expect me to back it up, right? So if you claim to be "hot," be ready to post pictures, married or otherwise.

Signed,
Married and Average (but my kids are beautiful.)

Function before fashion. '96 Contour SE "Toss the Contour into a corner, and it's as easy to catch as a softball thrown by a preschooler." -Edmunds, 1998