It's unfortunate that you've made it this far in life without having been knocked of the pedestal you put yourself on. When you get your beemer, or your audi call me and I'll show you why my SRT-4 looks like from the back.
Based on your responses to this point, I surmise that you must be at the cool age where "image" is no longer an issue (it's all in your head), now "status" is the in thing. Did I hit the nail on the head or what??? Your signature is very suitable to your attitude by the way.