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Dear Milan --

My name is Brian and I am in need of some clean underpants. You see, I was recently viewing images of your car on this web site and the sheer beauty of your car left me "wobbly", this resulted in the excretion of an unknown fluid into my drawers. Consequently, Jenna Jameson doesn't do it for me any more. So, please, can you send me a size Medium Fruit of the Loom boxer brief (any color is fine), and a fold-out full-size poster of your car that I can keep under my bed. I'll only be taking it out when the wife isn't home.

Thanks for the warning in the title of this message. I should have paid attention and grabbed some kleenex before clicking.

Sprung,
Brian