Welcome my silly, retared, friend....Just kiddin bro...Like its been said before, please take the time to read the rules and the FAQ on the main page......That information is invaluble and will save you from embarrassment and flaming.
If people are giving you [censored] its because everything you have said has been said to countless newbies before....and it gets kinda anoying having to repeat yourself.

I reconmend you cheer up...go read the forums...IN DETAIL, and then any questions you have not answered or found in the search then ask.
But if you ever have any questions feel free to ask me.
Roz