I will take that wasnt sarcaism and simply wondering in a weird way.
you can take off the bumper as far as me shipping them, everyone will have them before the end of next week. as far as greyhound, everyone should have them before end of next week. I am not going to promise you a time with greyhound in the equation, but I will promise you I will have shipped then and they would leave my house well before the end of next weekend.
