Sounds like a loss of main power to your key systems?
Try to tap on/around battery fuse box & also look for spread fuse terminals in inside fuse box where someone may have piggy-backed an accessory at some previous time.
Check tightness where positive (+) battery cable attaches to underhood fuse box.
Also, next time you drive down road, notice what makes/models of cars broken down on the side of the road...;-)
Last but not least...I heard Ford backwards is Driver Returns On Foot...
