d'oh

was hoping you'd forget.
it's just another day
er wait, no, it's
just Karen's bday today
yeah that's it.
the HR lady here asked me yesterday what type of cake I wanted.
I said "we aren't gonna have time for any of that, it's crunch time right now!"
she yelled at me "dammit, we all need cake right now and this is the best excuse to get some, so you're gonna request a cake and like it!"