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#595705 04/05/03 07:39 AM
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> >This is pretty neat how it works out.
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> >DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST
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> >It takes less than a minute.......
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> >Work this out as you read.
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> >Don't cheat and read the bottom until you've worked through it!
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> >This is fun!
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> >1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like
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> >to have sex. (try for more than once but less than 10)
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> >2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)
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> >3. Add 5. (for Sunday)
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> >4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator................
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> >5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1753.... If you
>haven't, add 1752..........
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> >6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
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> >You should have a three digit number .
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> >this works to ranford so don't cheat!!
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> >The first digit of this was your original number
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> >(I.e., how many times you want to have sex each week.)
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> >
> >The next two numbers are...
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> >
> >YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)
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> >THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
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> >WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?


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#595706 04/05/03 07:59 AM
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wow thats crazy

#595707 04/05/03 08:23 AM
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holy fook-- it worked with every single number I picked. it's too early/late for this... geez.

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i think i did it wrong, i'm not 58


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Originally posted by cliffjohnson:
i think i did it wrong, i'm not 58



lol i'll make it a little easier for you.
s = number of times to have sex
y = year of birth

so if you have had your birthday this year:
= 100*s + 2003 - y
so if you have not had your birthday this year:
= 100*s + 2002 - y

strangely, 2003 - y or 2002 - y will yield your age!!! CRAZY!!


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#595710 04/05/03 03:10 PM
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Originally posted by Journie:
> >THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2003) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND
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> >WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT?



lol like algebra will work one year but not the next

=50(s*2 + 5) + 1752 - y
=100*s + 2002 - y


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#595711 04/05/03 09:23 PM
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Pretty cool


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#595712 04/05/03 11:05 PM
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Originally posted by CRZYDRVR:
Pretty cool




Helll yeah


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#595713 04/05/03 11:43 PM
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Originally posted by Ausgedient the Ninja:
Originally posted by cliffjohnson:
i think i did it wrong, i'm not 58



lol i'll make it a little easier for you.
s = number of times to have sex
y = year of birth

so if you have had your birthday this year:
= 100*s + 2003 - y
so if you have not had your birthday this year:
= 100*s + 2002 - y

strangely, 2003 - y or 2002 - y will yield your age!!! CRAZY!!




yup, did it again and i'm still 24!!! great


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#595714 04/06/03 12:10 AM
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Someone has tooooooooo much time on there hands. That time could be spent on having sex, or at the very least doing something else productive (working on car).


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