IListen, all I'm trying to say is - your teenage years have passed you by, you probabyly have two or three kids and live in a rambler with your obese wife who doesn't give it up to you anymore(not that you'd want it

), I realize that you must be frustrated!

Hell, anyone would and - I don't blame you for trying to reclaim your years lost, but don't brag about going 140 in a... contour. Dam, you make me think you're still sportin the REO Speedwagon t-shirt and you've got a "project" 79 Trans -Am in the garage.

The kids need a daddy, don't be an idiot