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#585677 03/26/03 04:46 PM
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It Takes An Italian Man . . .

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"

For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt.....one button at a time.

.........No one moves.

.........He removes his shirt.

.........Muscles ripple across his chest.

.........She gasps...

.........He whispers:

........."Iron this, and get me something to eat...."

I do not condone this behavior...However I am Italian and thought this was hilarious...Fits the Italian nature to a T!!

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hahaha...quality joke...
However, lightning striking a plane's wing is not such a dangerous thing. Airplanes get struck by lightning all the time; they're designed to absorb the energy and rarely causes any 'disasters'.

Sorry, had to throw in my .02 to spoil the story somewhat.


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HAHA that rules!


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lol nice!

my gf will definitely laugh at this one!

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HAHA, Fluid, I'm also Italian. Where you from? My dad's side is from Sicily, and my mom's from Northern Italy. What's your name?

#585682 03/27/03 06:25 AM
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LOL!! cool joke


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