"I do 200 siezures a year, and I can tell you that truck will not fetch more than $12,000 at public auction."

"Yeah, right - maybe the wheels!"

(Totally bling-ed out SUV of some sort, the wheels probably were worth $12k.)

The best was the fact that Timberlake had actually heard about the show and was wary of being "Punk'd".

Ashton rules! Best quote: "Dude, if your Mom is in on the prank, you totally have it coming!"