Well, looks like I should tell my girlfriend to now refer to one of her toys as a 'freedom tickler'. Maybe afterwards I can eat a salad with 'freedom dressing'. I might even take a shower because I put extra cologne on this morning, and I smell like a 'freedom whore'.
EDIT: you might not get that unless you read the article
http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/03/13/sprj.irq.congress.france/index.html
