My gf was driving her car the other day down the street as some guy in his Prelude cut her off, without using a turn signal.
So they pull up to a light (no they didn't race, just to keep this from getting locked). She rolls down her window. The guy proceeds to do the same and asks her "WHAT?" in a very unfriendly way.
My girlfriend tells him "I didn't know Turn Signal was an option on the Prelude."
Downside is that the asswipe calls her a c*nt.

Of course the guy gets slapped by his own gf who is in the prelude too. Still wish I had been there, could have given him a whipping.