Originally posted by cliffjohnson:
Originally posted by baco99:
i went frantically search for duck tape the other day and to my dismay, i only found chicken gizzards. so i stuffed chicken gizzard in all my windows. but now the house stinks. maybe the smell will keep the biotoxins away.



chicken gizzards? this isn't a joke, you sjouldn't joke like that, everyone knows that turkey spleens work better and they don't smell as bad. i just hope the new transfibulator in the quadranatic that i put in my car stays fresh



be sure to seal up your secondaries too. those are the first to fail when terror strikes. better to seal them up to keep the toxins from spreading.

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