Originally posted by baco99:
i went frantically search for duck tape the other day and to my dismay, i only found chicken gizzards. so i stuffed chicken gizzard in all my windows. but now the house stinks. maybe the smell will keep the biotoxins away.
chicken gizzards? this isn't a joke, you sjouldn't joke like that, everyone knows that turkey spleens work better and they don't smell as bad. i just hope the new transfibulator in the quadranatic that i put in my car stays fresh 
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