There are a number of items that will cause severe paint damage if used correctly (or incorrectly if you read their "precaution" labels ). Just a word to the wise, if you ARE going to perform anything underhanded, do it when things have "cooled down" and/or do it away from your neighborhood.....can't place blame if they can't prove it was you

Anyway the following will work to different degrees, and I will proceed from bad to worse...

1) Bologna.....Yes, Bologna!!!! The acid in the meat tends to eat away nice circular marks in other's clear coat.

2) Shaving cream- Will eat away paint after it freezes....can't take it off without taking off the paint

3) Brake fluid- Pretty bad, 'nuff said

4) and lastly, the god 'ole "key up and down the side of the car" trick....not exactly original, but effective nonetheless


A1C Hodges, Christopher Active Duty USAF Sheppard AFB Texas;Westover ARB Chicopee, MA NECEG "Troll" formerly owned 2000 SVT Contour, with all kinds of goodies;)