I do work for Ford and I believe that the nozzle design on our Contours really sucks. How is that for unbiased?

When I'm a a stop, the spray shoots up over my roof. When I'm at highway speeds, it doesn't make it to the windshield. If I could adjust them, what would I do?
I liked my 92 Tracer (granted, really a Mazda, not a Ford) much better WRT spray nozzle and wiper controls/operation. I liked that those two little ewoks could shoot fluid out of their eyes

at two small targets on the windshield (the wipers did just fine distributing the fluid to all the spots that needed cleaning). I also liked that I could get the wipers to sweep on demand without turning off the intermittent setting.