Honkey Tonk.
I just pissed my pants reading your post.




Let me paste it here so others can cry with laughter like I did.
That made my day!

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HonkeytonkMonkey
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Non-member 50. "RE: kicker solo baric"
09-Jan-03, 08:13 PM (EST)
>I have a Bachelor of Science degree in Industrial
>Engineering. I received the Governors Honors award in
>mathematics from the governor of Georgia, Joe Frank Harris,
>in 1989. I finished 2 quarters (28hrs) of college before I
>graduated high school. Without giving you a bio of my
>entire life, let's just say, I am neither "technically
>uninformed nor totally ignorant". Since then I have
>participated in numerous audio experiments. Where I have
>constructed atleast one of, what seems to be, every kind of
>enclosure imaginable. I have studied and built folded
>horns, both front and back loaded, transmission lines,
>isobars, "wicked ones", WO32's, "death boxes" and "house
>wreckers" and various combinations just to see. I have
>built amplifiers, crossovers, phase shifters, delays, and
>numerous other YABB's I have no use for. I have had 8
>courses in calculus and higher mathematics, 5 courses in
>physics, and 4 courses in electronics. I have all my books
>on the shelf not more than 4 feet from me and I still use
>all of them. I understand the workings of acoustic
>suspension and sound propagation as well as you understand
>how to piss. So I am here to tell you, that both YOU and RC
>are wrong!
>
Yeah? I have watched nearly every porno ever made. I was permanently banned from Source Adult Video because I rented so much porn in a week it frightened the people that worked there. Without giving you a bio of my entire life, let's just say I'm neither "normal, nor right in the head". Since then I have participated in several sexual experiments. Where I have constructed at least one of, what seems to be, every kind of mechanical sex devices imaginable. I have studied and built jelly ding dongs, mechanical hoo-hoos, "jackhammers", Mr. Perfections, "two random orbit sanders built into a couch" and "home wreckers" and various combinations just to see. I have build leather dong suits, body stretchers, vibrating beds, and neumerous other toys I have no further use for since I got caught in my zipper real bad. I have watched all the pornos, been to strip clubs, got me many a hoe, and had intercourse with 4 electronic robots. I have my entire sticky stack of porn on a shelf not 4 feet from me and I still use up all of them.
So that must mean I am a sexual genious then right? I must know everything because I dun read it.
Oh yeah, and you seem very upset for some reason... take your medication!
That Ran Dawg guy is a moron. His quote about "what's turning down the speakers got to do with anything, we're talking about turning them up" shows he cannot grasp the simplest ideas. Anyone know that when you turn down the volume, you are reducing the power to the speakers. DUH!

Oops I just turned my car off so all my speakers are blown now. I should show him my car audio setup. I have a 250W amp powering a 1000W MTX sub. Last time I checked it still worked. What a