Ha ha, he he We always called them "callibrated forcing tools"

But I think he's serious

Look Jlb19:
    Break the new motor in easy - by the book
    Change the oil every 3000 miles
    Never rev the engine over 4500 unless the temperature is up to normal
    Never go over redline
    Never let it knock and ping
    Never drive it if it's running bad - fix it
    Get the DMD
    Get the baffled oil pan - or better yet, a remote oil reservoir


You get the picture?

Oil starvation kills engines
Dirty oil wears out engines
Driving hard with cold oil wears out engines

And NEVER let the engine overheat!!

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it" -George Santayana