A troll is someone who comes in to try to stir people up. Nobody yet has actually called you a troll.. I think the reason you may not love this car, is because you haven't really explored it's full potential, also depending on what options you have, yours may not really be that great. Watch for people on this site to meet somewhere, if you go, I'm sure someone would be very happy to give you a ride in there svt or something. Then you will understand. If you do own a contour with some good options like the stiffer springs, and maybe the v6 (the zetech can be very exiting too btw) run it through some curves, or really jump on the gas when you're getting on the highway. The Contours can be a very normal sedan, or it can be a riot, the rest is in your hands.